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There's no telling what your drunk self might do after a night out with your friends. Whether you're the roommate that's in charge of ordering an extra cheese pizza or the one who sets out Gatorade and Tylenol on everyone's nightstands (we appreciate you!), there's no guarantee that a risky text won't be sent at some point throughout the night. And Evil Queen's Don't Text Him candle ($20) is the perfect drunk reminder to just put your phone down. The 12-ounce candle created with soy wax from American grown soy beans and is handmade "with love and sass." If you don't trust your drunk self (cause, same), keep reading for more on this hilarious reminder. You'll thank yourself in the morning!