Funny Doormats on Amazon
37 Amazon Doormats That Are Hilarious — We Want All of Them!
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We all know that Amazon is filled with incredible home decor, but above all, their comedic doormats deserve a shoutout. Not only are they funny, but they set the tone for a hilarious welcome. From pop culture references like "Ew, David" from Schitt's Creek to demands like "Come back with tacos (and margaritas)," these stepping pads will have your friends LOLing when they come over. So long gone are the days of boring doormats only used to wipe feet, because these outdoor rugs change the game for the better. Pick up a mat that keeps it real, like the "Gather and leave by 9" doormat, or go for a comedic "As featured on MTV Cribs" style. There's no end to the hilarious options we found on Amazon. Shop 37 of the funniest doormats on Amazon ahead — we promise you'll get a good chuckle.
I Just Took a DNA Test . . . Turns Out I'm 100% That Witch Doormat
Perfect for Halloween — or to have out year-round, let's be honest — the I Just Took a DNA Test Turns Out I'm 100% That Witch Doormat ($40) has us singing "Good as Hell" by Lizzo as soon as we read it.
Hope You Brought Whiteclaws Doormat
The Hope You Brought Whiteclaws Doormat ($25) represents 2019 in a nutshell.
How You Doin' Doormat
I can hear Joey's voice perfectly while reading the Friends How You Doin' Doormat ($29).
Nice Underwear Doormat
Watch out! The Nice Underwear Doormat ($29) may be seeing more than you'd like.
Ew, David Doormat
There's nothing more classic to Schitt's Creek fans than the "Ew, David" catchphrase, and the Ew, David Doormat ($17) brings it to life.
Probably Watching The Office Doormat
You're Like, Really Pretty Doormat
Channel your inner Regina George from Mean Girls with the You're Like, Really Pretty Doormat ($18).
Welcome to the Sh*tshow Doormat
Sometimes, it's easier to say it like it is, and the Welcome to the Sh*tshow Doormat ($20) does just that.
Hello (Is It Me You're Looking For?) Doormat
The Hello (Is It Me You're Looking For?) Doormat ($25) already has us singing "Hello" by Lionel Richie.
Bend the Knee Doormat
If you're a Game of Thrones fan, the Bend the Knee Doormat ($25) will resonate with you.
If You Forgot the Wine Go Home Doormat
Let's be honest, we're all thinking what this If You Forgot the Wine Go Home Doormat ($31) is saying.
The Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat
If you can't be bothered, this The Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat ($13) puts it all on your neighbour.
Come Back With Tacos (and Margaritas) Doormat
Make guests feel useful with this Come Back With Tacos (and Margaritas) Doormat ($25).
Be Our Guest but Not For Too Long . . . Then It Gets Weird Doormat
The Be Our Guest but Not For Too Long . . . Then It Gets Weird Doormat ($35) tells guests not to overstay their welcome, so you don't have to.
Come Back With a Warrant Doormat
If you're a total homebody, the Come Back With a Warrant Doormat ($24) is for you.
As Featured on MTV Cribs Doormat
Prepare guests to enter your awesome abode with the As Featured on MTV Cribs Doormat ($31).
Welcome to Maaa House Doormat
Let the sheep on the Welcome to Maaa House Doormat ($34) do the greeting for you.
Hold the Door Doormat
Hold the door! The Hold the Door Doormat ($35) references Game of Thrones wonderfully.
Hope You Brought Pizza Doormat
Gather and Leave by 9 Doormat
Aloe There Doormat
We Hope You Brought Wine and Dog Treats Doormat
Wine for you and a treat for your pup, the We Hope You Brought Wine and Dog Treats Doormat ($30) makes sure to cover both.
The House Was Clean Last Week (Sorry You Missed It) Doormat
If you feel guests visit when your house it at its worst, the The House Was Clean Last Week (Sorry You Missed It) Doormat ($24) is for you.
Oh No! Not You Again Doormat
Push It Real Good — the Doorbell Doormat
Don't knock! The Push It Real Good — the Doorbell Doormat ($35) says to use the doorbell.
Welcome I Hope You Brought Beer Doormat
Do you prefer the Welcome I Hope You Brought Beer Doormat ($17) or the White Claw mat?
Sup Doormat
Go Away Doormat
Welcome! Just Don't Expect Much Doormat
If your friends come over to chill, the Welcome! Just Don't Expect Much Doormat ($50) is a must have.
Leave Doormat
Unless You Have Tequila, Girl Scout Cookies, or My Amazon Package, Go Away Doormat
We feel the Unless You Have Tequila, Girl Scout Cookies, or My Amazon Package, Go Away Doormat ($23) on so many levels.
Hope You Like Dog Hair Doormat
Prepare guests for your pet-friendly household with the Hope You Like Dog Hair Doormat ($30).
If You're Pizza, Puppies, Amazon, or Joanna Gaines We're Home Doormat
The If You're Pizza, Puppies, Amazon, or Joanna Gaines We're Home Doormat ($23) lists all of the best things: pizza, puppies, Amazon, and Joanna Gaines.
Like a Good Neighbour Stay Over There Doormat
Give your neighbours a laugh with the Like a Good Neighbour Stay Over There Doormat ($38).
Cover Charge Tacos or Wine Doormat
Definitely Not a Trap Door Doormat
Trick guests into think there's a trap door with the Definitely Not a Trap Door Doormat ($32).
What's the Password? Doormat
Create a secret password for visitors to guess with the What's the Password? Doormat ($35).
