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Funny Plant Name Ideas

Show Your Houseplants How Much You Care With These 31 Punny Plant Names

If you've collected your fair share of plants over the years (or past few months), it's safe to say you've committed to being a plant parent — congratulations! Being a green mom or dad is awesome, and it comes with all sorts of quirks, like talking to your plants, playing music for them, and naming them, among other things. Of course, you don't have to do all three, but identifying your leafy greens by name definitely has its benefits.

Not only will humanizing your plants help you speak out loud to them more often (which is good!), but it'll remind you of your plant's weird necessities . . . like how Christofern likes indirect sunlight and how Teeny Weeny only needs to be watered a few times a week. It takes some getting used to, but once you've established your green kids' names, your care for them will only get better. If you're interested, have a look at a few that we've come up with, ahead.

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