Someone cast a scourgify charm on my mouth, because an I Don't Give a HuffleF*ck Candle exists, and this might be my new favourite catchphrase. From Etsy shop Sugar and Geek [1], the Rude Harry Potter [2] Candle Collection features four handmade candles inspired by the Hogwarts house colours, making this the perfect gift for the foul-mouthed wizard or witch in your life. Though I'm personally going to need about 10 of each, Hermione Granger would drop her spellbook if she heard any one of these candle names!
The nine-ounce paraffin wax candles each give off a unique scent [3] inspired by their respective house common rooms, adding a little bit of magic to any room. In true Hufflepuff fashion, the I Don't Give a HuffleF*ck Candle smells like creamy vanilla and buttery sugar cookies, while the I Don't Give a RavenCrap Candle smells like apple, mahogany, cedar wood, and oak wood. For anyone who's in the same house as the Golden Trio, the I Don't Give a GryffinDamn Candle smells like apple, mint leaves, Canadian fir trees, eucalyptus, clove, and crackling firewood.
As a Slytherin, I have my eye on the I Don't Give a SlytherSh*t Candle, which is meant to have a clean, citrusy scent with notes of lavender, jasmine, moss, wood, and lily of the valley. Take a closer look at the rude Harry Potter [4] candles ahead, and accio one over for yourself before they're gone.
Sugar & Geek "I Don't Give a GryffinDamn" Candle
Sugar & Geek "I Don't Give a GryffinDamn" Candle [6] (£15)
Sugar & Geek "I Don't Give a SlytherSh*t" Candle
Sugar & Geek "I Don't Give a SlytherSh*t" Candle [7] ($£15)
Sugar & Geek "I Don't Give a HuffleF*ck" Candle
Sugar & Geek "I Don't Give a HuffleF*ck" Candle [8] (£15, but currently sold out)
Rude Harry Potter Candle Collection
Rude Harry Potter Candle Collection [9] (currently sold out)