If you're a Schitt's Creek fan [1], then you need to settle in and see these funny doormats we're about to show you. Etsy is full of so many things [2] with some of the best lines of the show and while you can, of course, get your "Ew, David!" doormat, there are so many other options! Some of these also perfectly channel David Rose's sarcasm so that the message may seem lovely, but you'll know deep down that it's, well, not. Scroll through to see some of our favourites we found and pick your favourite for your front door. We love this journey for you!
We're Folding In The Cheese Doormat
Apparently David and Moira need to check with anyone who has this We're Folding In The Cheese Doormat [4] ($55), because folding cheese isn't something they've yet figured out.
Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat
At least this Schitt's Creek Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Doormat [5] ($40) has the illusion of being nice and not at all sarcastic.
Love That Journey For Me Doormat
Channel your inner Alexis with this Love That Journey For Me Doormat [6] ($56) for your entryway.
I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect with People Right Now Schitt's Creek Welcome Coir Doormat
David may have said it originally, but you can have it on your doorstep forever. Grab this I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect with People Right Now Schitt's Creek Welcome Coir Doormat [7] ($46) to show some sass.
EW David Doormat
There are plenty of "Ew, David" doormats on Etsy, like this EW David Doormat [8] ($25), complete with Dan Levy [9]'s face.
Ew, David Doormat
Or there's this Ew, David Doormat [10] ($30) that's a little more bold and all text.
My Best to Bob Cratchit Schitt's Creek Coir Doormat
We already knew David had a lot of zingers on the show, and this My Best to Bob Cratchit Schitt's Creek Coir Doormat [11] ($38) is yet another one of his funny lines.
Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat
This Best Wishes Warmest Regards Framed Designed Gray Door Mat [12] ($40) is a little more elegant and truly feels sincere.
Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat
Bring a little piece of the Rosebud to your own home with the Rosebud Motel Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat [13] ($36).
Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat
Your guests will probably just assume this Have a Blessed Day Funny Schitt's Creek Doormat [14] ($36) is being literal, but you'll know it's all David's sarcasm.
Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First
Ah the memories from the very beginning of the show. This Schitt's Creek Doormat, You Get Murdered First [15] ($36) may feel morbid, but at least it's funny.
Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat
Despite how much David and Alexis pick at each other, they really do love one another! Grab this Eat Glass Funny Schitt's Creek Inspired Doormat [16] ($36) to show off one of David's best insults to his sister.
I Like The Wine Not The Label Doormat
This I Like The Wine Not The Label Doormat [17] ($37) is perfect for every wine-drinking, Schitt's Creek [18]-watching person.
Schitts Creek David Rose Doormat
For another take on this quote, grab the Schitts Creek David Rose Doormat [19] ($55) to scare people away from knocking.
Funny Schitts Creek Welcome Mat
It's always a mood. Grab a Funny Schitts Creek Welcome Mat [20] ($36) to show how you really feel.