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As per Moira's eccentric vocabulary, things get a little dangersome when a Rose is met with matters of the kitchen. When left to their own devices — nary a personal chef in sight — in their humble town of Schitt's Creek, the family is likely to be at a complete loss on how to follow their own family recipes and asking each other what burning smells like. Not to mention Alexis can tell the difference between 12 pints of raw milk and nearly $400 worth as easily as she can spot the difference in a veterinarian and a doctor. In true Schitt's Creek fashion, the Roses always deliver their most memorable quotes in the face of total chaos, leaving us with a gold mine of lines that just make too much sense in the kitchen. Ahead, make like Twyla and give your Café Tropical — er, kitchen — a hilarious makeover with these Schitt's Creek-themed kitchen tea towels.