Valentine's Day [1] is a holiday that's loved among some, but certainly not all, and just as there are singles who don't love the amorous day, there are couples who don't either. If you're someone who's dreading the pressure to buy flowers [2], write sappy love notes, and cover a room in candles, then we might have an easier solution: make them laugh! Ahead, we've rounded up the very best Valentine's Day cards for your partner, friend, or family member that will surely elicit a few chuckles. Take a look!
Spoon Partner Card
Spoon Partner Card [3] ($7)
Stolen Bike Card
Stolen Bike Card [4] ($3)
"Nugs and Kisses" Card
"Nugs and Kisses" Card [5] ($6)
Hot Stuff Card
Hot Stuff Card [6] ($5)
Favourite Cardio Workout Card
Favourite Cardio Workout Card [7] ($4)
"Hey Boo" Card
"Hey Boo" Card [8] ($6)
Bow Chica Wow Wow Card
Bow Chica Wow Wow Card [9] ($5)
"Netflix N Chill" Card
"Netflix N Chill" Card [10] ($4)
Fine Pizza Ass Card
Fine Pizza Ass Card [11] ($6)
Eggzactly Right For Me Card
Eggzactly Right For Me Card [12] ($9)
"I Like You How I Like My Coffee" Card
"I Like You How I Like My Coffee" Card [13] ($4)
One in a Melon Card
One in a Melon Card [14] ($9)
"You Bring Out the Breast in Me" Card
"You Bring Out the Breast in Me" Card [15] ($5)
Succulent Card
Succulent Card [16] ($5)
Hate You the Least Card
Hate You the Least Card [17] ($5)
"I Cannoli See Myself With You" Card
"I Cannoli See Myself With You" Card [18] ($5)
Video Games Card
Video Games Card [19] ($5)
"You're a Fungi" Card
"You're a Fungi" Card [20] ($5)
"All I Want to Do on Valentine's Day Is You" Card
"All I Want to Do on Valentine's Day Is You" Card [21] ($4)
Bird Box Card [22] ($5)
Missing V Card [23] ($4)
Noods Card [24] ($6)
Nap Snacks You Card [25] ($5)
Olive You Card [26] ($5)
Tinder Card [27] ($5)
Takeout Card [28] ($5)
Alo(v)e You Card [29] ($5)
I Like You More Than Bacon Card [30] ($8)
Cute Dwight Love Card [31] ($4)
Annoy The Sh*t Out of Card [32] ($5)
Taco Card [33] ($5)
Avocado Toast Card [34] ($5)
Software Into Hardware Card [35] ($3)
Shaving Card [36] ($5)
Stare at Phone Card [37] ($5)
I Love You Blah Blah Blah Card [38] ($5)
Donut Lover Card [39] ($5)
I Love You With All of My Bum Card [40] ($3)
Cheesy Card [41] ($5)
You're So Hot Card [42] ($5)
Donald Trump Card [43] ($5)
Epic Feelings Card [44] ($6)