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24 Hilarious Harry Potter Pickup Lines That Are Wildly Inappropriate
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Harry Potter can teach us a lot about love. And apparently . . . a lot about sex. Or at least how to get some. These magical pickup lines are dirty, inappropriate, and completely hilarious. Try your luck with these on true Harry Potter fans, and you may find your match made in Potterhead heaven.

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