In case you didn't know, time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. Or at least that's what the wise Aubrey Plaza once said. In other words, pizza rules everything around us. In fact, we love pizza so much that we believe everyone should just ditch Valentine's Day and have a big pizza party. The holiday of love (also known as a corporate vortex of doom) is flooding your news stream, and there are far more important things to talk about . . . like pizza. So stop wasting your life on roses or hearts, and go scoff down a flat slice of real love.
11 Reasons Pizza Is Better Than Valentine's Day
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