9 Dildos That Will Upgrade Your Sex Life in 2023

Realistic Thrusting Dildo ($36)

Calling all my lazy friends out there. Check out Amazon's best dildo, which can be used completely hands-free and basically takes all the work out of masturbating. This silicone and waterproof toy is controlled by a remote control and offers 10 different thrusts and vibration modes. It even comes with a suction cup, so you can stick the dildo wherever you please. (We highly recommend you use it for a shower masturbation session.)

Le Wand Arch ($190)

When it comes to G-spot stimulation, it would be hard to find a dildo that delivers in the same way that the Arch does. Made of stainless steel, this perfectly shaped dildo is enough to make anyone a believer in the G-spot orgasm. Want to take it up a notch? Use it for temperature play since the metal holds hot and cold in a way that silicone just can't.

Dildo Plug Trainer Set ($18)

If you're new to the world of dildos, a dildo training set might be the move for you. This Amazon trainer set comes with three different sizes to try, which are all ergonomically designed to bend and move in sync with your body. One Amazon commenter said, "Love how you can work your way up to the big one!"

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover ($37)

Sometimes you want a dildo that's a bit more real — like a full-blown realistic dildo. When that craving pops up, this dildo from Lovehoney is exactly what you need. Not only do you get the pleasure that comes with something that looks and feels like the real deal, but with this dildo, you get vibration too — and via a controller. Lovehoney's Lifelike Lover line has a variety of sizes too, so if you're a size queen, there's a huge dildo with your name on it.

Stellar ($31, originally $38)

Since its launch in 2012, Unbound has cornered the market on sex toys that are both delicious to the sexual senses and downright cool. The Stellar, true to its name, looks like it's been plucked out of the universe and magically transported to your bedroom. Made of high-grade borosilicate glass, this glass dildo is ready to stimulate both internally and externally. And, like steel dildos, the glass locks in warmth and cold, making it amazing for temperature play.

Lovehoney Basics Mini Double Penetration Dildo ($15, originally $17)

Does it make you greedy to want double dildo pleasure every time you sit down with your double-ended dildo? Hell no; it makes you a person who knows what they want. It doesn't matter if you're rolling solo or with a partner (yes, it's that flexible), this double-ended dildo allows penetration in more than one spot. It might have "mini" in the name, but this dildo is 13 inches in length, making sharing easy-peasy.

Fun Factory Ride & Vibe Kit ($110, originally $120)

If you're looking for a dildo that's flexible in more than one way, then the Ride & Vibe kit is it. This bendable, waterproof (shower dildo!), and totally strapless dildo comes with a vibrating c*ck ring to guarantee multiple orgasms for everyone involved. Use it alone or with a partner, and it will leave you properly exhausted from orgasming too much.

King Cock Ultra Realistic Suction Dildo With Balls ($50, originally $55)

When society tells you that you can't have it all, you can just hold up this big dildo and prove everyone wrong. Because, holy hell, this dildo has everything. What's on the menu with this bad boy? It has suction, it is large (a whopping eight inches), it is realistic-looking (balls!), it is two inches in diameter, and it's available in two colors. See? Having it all does exist.

Clone-a-Willy ($55)

If you have a partner whose penis is the apple of your eye, thanks to Clone-a-Willy, you can have your very own custom dildo. (Yes! Your partner's member can be your member all the time!) If you failed high school art, don't worry: this custom dildo is really easy to do as long as your partner is hard for 60 to 90 seconds so the "willy" can be cast. If it doesn't work the first time, you can do it again.