Netflix's [1] "Bridgerton [2]" series may be known for its enticing plot [3], a cast [4] that looks like they were sculpted by Michelangelo himself, and an amazing instrumental cover [5] of Taylor Swift [6]'s "Wildest Dreams." But allow me to put you on to the one thing that sets "Bridgerton [7]" apart from everything else: its horny sex scenes.
Sure, some of them may have caused some concerns from an actual ob-gyn, [8] and yes, they're also maybe not the most realistic, but there's a lot of voyeuristic pleasure that comes from watching the Shonda Rhimes [9] production, too.
If you've already tuned into the first season [11], you know exactly what I'm talking about. There was tons of oral sex [12], a masturbation [13] scene, and a five-minute montage of Daphne (Phoebe Dynevor [14]) and Simon (Regé-Jean Page [15]) having sex.
But before you dive right into the new season, I must warn you that it's way less about the sex scenes and more about the slow build between new love interests Viscount Anthony (Jonathan Bailey [16]) and Kate [17] (Simone Ashley [18]). In other words, the new season definitely skimps a little bit on the sex itself — apologies to everyone who thought it'd be on the same level as season one.
Despite this though, there are still some major sex moments worth touting for you. So for your viewing pleasure, regardless of if you plan to watch the whole season or just want to fast-forward to all the sex scenes, here are the horniest moments from seasons one and two that are worth paying extra attention to — time stamps included.
Daphne and Simon Have Sex For the First Time
If Simon's abs don't already draw you into this scene, maybe his passion for Daphne will. He dirty talks and puts them into a very hot missionary sex position [20].
Season one, episode five: Fast-forward to around 51 minutes.
Daphne and Simon Have Sex, Like, Everywhere
Consider this to be the biggest of biggest sex scene moments in "Bridgerton [21]." This is the passionate montage between Simon and Daphne that I already paid homage to in the intro — expect plenty of outdoor sex in these few minutes.
Season one, episode six: Fast-forward to around 14 minutes.
Daphne Masturbates
Yes, Daphne touches herself to thoughts of Simon, and yes, everyone can clearly understand why. (Also, let this be your reminder that every type of sex is valid and can be pleasurable with or without a partner.)
Season one, episode three: Fast-forward to around 37 minutes.
Anthony Shows His "Passion"
Though in secret, Anthony and opera singer Siena (Sabrina Bartlett) start the season with a sexily aggressive, push-me-up-against-the-wall hookup.
Season one, episode one: Fast-forward to around 15 minutes.
Simon Shows Off His Oral Sex Skills
And did I mention he does this with Daphne on a staircase? Talk about some A+ angles.
Season one, episode seven: Fast-forward to around 13 minutes.
Daphne and Simon Have Sex (Again)
Daphne and Simon close out the season doing what they know best: exploring each other's bodies, flipping into different positions, and experiencing all the orgasms.
Season one, episode eight: Fast-forward to around 58 minutes.
Benedict (Luke Thompson) Explores His New Interest
No, I'm not talking about painting. Although very brief, enjoy this girl-on-top sex scene between the second oldest Bridgerton [22] brother and his romantic interest, a nude model at his arts academy.
Season two, episode five: Fast-forward to around 51 minutes.
Simon and Kate Finally Give Into Their Horny Urges
If you're looking for the sex of season two, it's this moment right here. These two embody the whole enemies-to-lovers trope, so you can expect the kind of sex that's kinky, passionate, and wrong in all the right ways.
Season two, episode seven: Fast-forward to around 48 minutes. (When you think you've watched the entire scene, wait until you see Kate's flashbacks in the mirror — trust me.)
Simon and Kate Close Out the Season
Although maybe not an explicit sex-sex scene, watch Simon and Kate intimately roll around in bed after what is to be assumed Grade-A morning sex. We love to see it.
Season two, episode eight: Fast-forward to 65 minutes.