Can we all just agree that college hookup culture [1] is bizarre AF? In college, you could sit in a British literature lecture for an entire semester behind a person you make out with whenever you see each other at parties, yet never once acknowledge this (or even each other) sober. You could go four years [2] without ever having a date outside of the dining hall, and yet have someone sleeping in your bed almost every weekend. You could hook up with someone dressed as a pirate [3] while you're wearing glow-in-the-dark face paint when it's not even Halloween [4], and neither of you would question it. Hooking up in college is a whole different ballgame, and these 20 tweets about it are so damn accurate. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and feel seen.
