No matter what women do, sometimes men just won't get the hint. We can try faking a phone call, wearing headphones without music playing, smiling politely 'til the conversation ends, or simply say "no, thank you" — but that can get exhausting. What if there was a foolproof way to shut down a guy's advances without being rude? Well, that's where the "Leave Me Alurn" comes in.

During the Jan. 19 Saturday Night Live [1] episode, the cast members and host Rachel Brosnahan pitched an imaginary product that would put an end to awkward, unwanted small talk. The "Leave Me Alurn" is a "conversation prophylactic," used to redirect attention from strangers. Don't let your solo holiday or night out get interrupted — just pull out your fake urn (which doubles as a water bottle and phone charger). Any conversation will be stopped dead in its tracks. Wish we could get one of our very own; especially when it comes with free lower back spikes!