I spend a lot of money on Amazon. From diapers to dog food and now, thanks to the nifty Amazon Go that has opened up near the office, lunch. And while I rely on the megaretailer for the necessities that keep my house afloat, I also lean on them for novelty items. Whether it's a girlfriend pillow or a vacuum jacket dog dryer, I can also add items to my cart that serve two purposes: something useful and something silly.
Which is why the next thing I'm likely adding to my next shopping trip are these Deluxe Comfort Booby Bedroom Slippers ($23). Slippers stopped being serious a long time ago, so why can't we push the envelope a little further and wear a pair that represent the female form? I, for one, am an board.