Let's be real here: holiday dinners with the extended family can be stressful [1]. Between the rapid-fire questions about my dating life, work life, and financial life, a few breathers here and there are undoubtedly necessary. Typically, I recede into a 30-minute Candy Crush session [2], but we all know that those five lives don't last nearly as long as they should, so what is one to do?! Enter: Edwina Mc Namee's curse-word Christmas colouring book for adults [3]. Filled with 25 pages of hilariously sassy holiday designs, the "Festive as F*ck" book is the ultimate way to blow off steam [4].

From "Tinsel Tits," to "Merry Kiss-My-Ass," and just about everything in between, the designs are the ideal way to brighten up your family dinner [5], and turn to the tactic of our youth [6]. Read on to purchase the $7 answer to our holiday woes, and when Aunt Susan starts asking too many questions, just present her with the "Bite Me" gingerbread cookie page.