By the looks of his footwear, Anthony Adams, a retired NFL player and father of four, doesn't shy away from consistency — or a good dad joke. On July 1, the former defencive tackle shared how much he's peaked in the dad department with the Instagram world by showing off his sneaker collection, and it definitely didn't disappoint.
He captioned the photo, which shows five pairs of the same sneakers in various states of cleanliness, with his plans for the day: "Imma go wit[h] shade 2 today. Do a lil light grilling . . . "
And judging by the state of his collection, it looks like he was springing for one of his nicer pairs. Obviously, the cleanest set is reserved for date night followed by his light grilling/party sneakers and his BBQ grilling pair — because there's apparently a difference!
But the dirtiest pair he has on display has a few special purposes. They're the shoes he fishes, hoops, and works out in. And in case you were wondering, the hooping he's referring to is actually hula-hooping, according to the comments section. Seriously, dads can be too dang much sometimes!