Buying a gift for your best mom friend (or perusing gift ideas to give people hints as to what you want) is as easy as opening Instagram or the Etsy app these days. And for a particular brand of mom, the mom who loves to drop a few F-bombs [1] here and there (read: often), it's almost too easy to compile an extensive list of curse word coffee mugs [2], t-shirts, and kitchen accessories [3] that she would get a huge kick out of. Not to mention, all of the designs are super cute.
Ahead, our favourite products for the dirty-mouthed moms [4] who love to say f*ck (because honestly, it's just the best, most useful word).
No F*cks Given Tank
This No F*cks Given Tank [5] ($22) ensures everyone understands what you're about at first glance.
Have A Cup Of STFU Mug
This Have A Cup Of STFU Mug [6] ($17) sends a clear message.
Carpe That F*ucking Diem Tee
Make the f*cking most of each day with this Carpe That F*ucking Diem Tee [7] ($25).
Loving Mother Mug
This Loving Mother Mug [8] ($15) proves you can wear many hats.
F*ckity F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Shirt
Sometimes a string of f*cks, like on this F*ckity F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Shirt [9] ($21) is just what the doctor ordered.
I F*cking Love You Candle
Your mom friend will be reminded of how much you love her thanks to this I F*cking Love You Candle [10] ($20).
Almost Pulled a Muscle trying to Give a F*ck Shirt
This Almost Pulled a Muscle trying to Give a F*ck Shirt [11] ($17) lets people know how hard you're working out . . . kinda.
Only the Best Moms Use the F Word Mug
We'd argue that this Only the Best Moms Use the F Word Mug [12] ($14) isn't wrong at all.
Mom AF Pocket V-Neck Tee Shirt
This Mom AF Pocket V-Neck Tee Shirt [13] ($14) is such a perfect gift.
Loving Mother Keyring
Keep track of your keys with this Loving Mother Keyring [14] ($10).
Fancy as F*ck Mug
I honestly think coffee may taste better when sipped from this Fancy as F*ck Mug [15] ($9).
Mother of the F*cking Year Mug
Share your accomplishments with the whole world, thanks to this Mother of the F*cking Year Mug [16] ($14).
Mama Needs a Nap Mug
This Mama Needs a Nap Mug [17] ($14) is always applicable.
Are You F*cking Kidding Me Pin
Get her this Are You F*cking Kidding Me Pin [18] ($11) to add to the lapel of her favourite jacket (maybe the one she wears to brave the school drop-off line [19]?).
Profanities Mug
This Profanities Mug [20] ($14) has a message that makes us LOL.
F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Sticky Tape
Gift her with this F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Sticky Tape [21] ($12) for her own gift-wrapping ventures, or just to use as an everyday tape.
Friday Is My Second Favourite F-Word
Let mom proclaim her love of F words with this Friday Is My Second Favourite F-Word Tee [22] ($23).
Fresh Out of F*cks Mug
This Fresh Out of F*cks Mug [23] ($15) is perfect for when she's, well, fresh out of f*cks.
F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans
These F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans [24] ($13) come in the cutest packageing and would make a great hostess gift or stocking stuffer.
I'm F*cking Magical Mug
Your mom friend will wake up feeling like a damn unicorn every morning if she has this I'm F*cking Magical Mug [25] ($13-17) to look forward to.
"Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters
Keep your table ring-free with these "Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters [26] ($20).
F*ck Mug
Sometimes one word can truly say it all, and the F*ck Mug [27] ($20) flawlessly proves that point.
Pardon My French Card
Grab them a few of these blank Pardon My French Cards [28] ($5) to keep around the house for when they need to send some snail mail.
F*ck Definition Mug
This self-explanatory F*ck Definition Mug [29] ($14) will be her favourite thing to drink her coffee from.
Motivation Printable Sign
This Motivation Printable Sign [30] ($5) will pump mom up!
Great Job Mug
Tell mom she's doing a great f*cking job with this Swear Mug [31] ($17).
I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
Either wrap her gift in this I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap [32] ($12), or get her a few sheets for when she needs to send a present to someone she f*cking loves.
No F*cks Travel Coffee Mug
This No F*cks Travel Coffee Mug [33] ($17) is perfect for school drop-off or mom's commute.
Happily Every After Mug
This polka-dotted Happily Every After Mug [34] ($15) is as cute as can be.
Gold Foil Print
This Gold Foil Print [35] ($5) is for all the wise women out there.
Do Not Give a F*ck Mug
The Do Not Give a F*ck Mug [36] ($11-18) may feature pretty fonts and flowers, but it still sends a clear message.
"You're Doing F*cking Great!" Dish Towel
Have to bribe your kids to eat their vegetables [37]? The "You're Doing F*cking Great!" Dish Towel [38] ($13) is a reminder that your sauteed broccoli is f*cking delicious, regardless of your kid's preference for mac and cheese [39].
F*ck Off Travel Mug
Sometimes simplicity is the best, like this F*ck Off travel mug [40] ($22).
Shut the F*ck Up Mug
One sip from this pretty Shut the F*ck Up Mug [41] ($13-16) and mom will never use another coffee mug again.
This Mom Drops the F-Bomb a Lot Shirt
Tell it like it is with this This Mom Drops the F-Bomb a Lot Shirt [42] ($25).
No F*cks To Give Travel Mug
Cat-lovers and moms alike will love the No F*cks To Give travel mug [43] ($17).
F*ck This Sh*t Mug
Behold: the F*ck This Sh*t Mug [44] ($14-18), aka the fanciest and sassiest mug we've ever seen.
F*ck Perfect Shirt
Wearing this F*ck Perfect Shirt [45] ($20-$24) will have others screaming "PREACH" at you.
F*ckity F*ck Mug
If mom's in a pickle and truly at a loss for words, she can simply sit back and sip from the F*ckity F*ck Mug [46] ($11) while watching things go to sh*t.
"I Want a F*cking Pizza" Dish Towel
We could all use a Pizza Angel to come down and bless our kitchens with a few large pies. The "I Want a F*cking Pizza" Dish Towel [47] ($11) is here with open arms slices.
F*ck Off Mug
The F*ck Off Mug [48] ($14-17) is another winner for antimorning mamas.