21 Hilarious Tweets About Girl Scout Cookies That'll Make Any Parent Spit Out Their Thin Mints

Its that time... time to bar the doors and windows... for the dreaded Girlscout cookies have come. pic.twitter.com/EtngJA8H1D

— da bunbun (@densebunny) January 28, 2019

There are 5 seasons: Winter, Spring, Girl Scout Cookie season, Summer, and Fall.

— Ally DiCesare (@allydicesare) January 27, 2018

It’s Girl Scout cookie season, Lord please lead me not into temptation

— baby churro 🌻 (@alexandra__cari) January 25, 2018

Girl Scout Cookie Season: pic.twitter.com/RMXx88QUk5

— Joël Sepulveda Franusic (@jf) February 1, 2018

Maslow's hierarchy of needs, except each tier is a different type of Girl Scout cookie

— Elena (@e_vern23) January 25, 2018

They don't make girl scout cookie bag resealable because they know damn well you're going to finish the entire thing in one sitting

— Alyssa (@lyssaloohoo_) February 1, 2018

The start of the Girl Scout cookie season marks the official end of the New Year’s resolution season. #prayers

— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) January 18, 2018

Can we all please agree to not judge each other during Girl Scout cookie season? Thanks.

— Darren_Bousman (@darren_bousman) February 9, 2018

on one hand eating an entire sleeve of girl scout cookies for lunch is probably unhealthy, but on the other hand, you gotta support the troops

— everett byram (@rad_milk) January 5, 2018

Who I DON’T want to marry is someone who sees a table full of Girl Scout Cookies for sale and thinks we only need one box. No we need two boxes of each flavor and an extra box of Samoas to eat on the way home

— Mason Hendricks (@_masonhendricks) February 1, 2018

trying to convince my sister to be a girl scout so our family has a cookie plug

— 🥳alex🎇 (@aalexalmanza) February 4, 2018

I hit my Girl Scout cookie plug’s mom to place an order with her and found out that she quit trapping in order to focus on school and basketball. Now I gotta find a new dealer.

— Jonathan (@jnthnwll) January 23, 2018

mission: girl scout cookies
plan: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier

— skye amber ☆ (@_skyeamber) January 21, 2018

Girl Scouts are fucking ruthless selling right outside of a Dispensary pic.twitter.com/Z1se0xrBE2

— Cassie (@cassiehusnu) January 26, 2018

These Girl Scouts sitting outside Walmart just asked a girl if she wanted to buy Girl Scout cookies and she said no. The little girls then huddled afterwards and said "ladies we can do better. Act cute guys! That's how it works!"

YALL THESE ARE SMART AND DANGEROUS CHILDREN. 😂

— Maddie Cox (@maddie__cox) February 4, 2018

Girl Scout, looked me dead in the eyes and said "I got what you need"
Me: You got the s'mores cookies?
GS: You'll take thin mints.#Savage

— Tabitha Lipkin (@TabithaLipkin) March 6, 2017

This little girl asked if I wanted to buy Girl Scout cookies and I said I couldn’t because I was going to be late to class and this girl said “that’s fine you’re going to fail anyways” smh savages

— J $troud (@Justinn_st) January 31, 2018

please explain to me why Girl Scout cookie prices have SKYROCKETED to $5 a box?!?!

No one should have to work overtime just to afford some damn Samoas

— Paulina Acuña (@pacunamatada) February 3, 2018

If you are rude to me & then you have the tenacity to ask me to buy Girl Scout Cookies from your kid-I'll take 50 boxes of Thin Mints please

— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) June 14, 2017

The fact that none of my co-workers have kids selling #girlscoutcookies is un-be-live-able. pic.twitter.com/nntTzw3inr

— Rachel Pastorella (@RachelInFlight) January 28, 2019

How many boxes of #girlscoutcookies eaten in one sitting is considered "normal"?

It's 5 right?

— TechSquidTV (@TechSquidTV) January 28, 2019