There are a lot of things I don't understand: space travel, insurance policies, and now, this Original Girlfriend Pillow [1] ($33). It's not the idea of a girlfriend pillow that makes me give the item a side-eye — people like to cuddle and spoon [2] — it's this woman. This poor woman, who, for whatever reason has mismatched boobs (maybe she breastfeed, in which case, same), only one arm, and is wearing what I can only describe as a rubber dishwashing glove. It's obviously a gag gift, but we just want to know the story behind it! Amazon, shoot me an email.

The Original Girlfriend Pillow

The Original Girlfriend Pillow [2] ($33) is guaranteed to make people laugh.

So many uses.

Also, the glove. I'm guessing she's protecting her hand from soap and hot water, in which case...?