Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos Are Hot Parents — Meet Their 3 Kids Who Probably Hate Us For Saying That

Michael, or MJC as Mark calls him, is Kelly and Mark's first child, born on June 2, 1997. Following in his dad's footsteps, Michael — Mark's mini-me — landed a role on Riverdale playing Mark's character's younger self. Two Hiram Lodges are better than one, for sure.

Lola, born on June 16, 2001, was once nicknamed "Offspring" on Kelly's Instagram, but usually goes by straight Lola — that is, when she gives Kelly or Mark permission to post about her. The middle child, who on her 18th birthday got the worst gift ever when she walked in on her mom and dad — ahem — having sex, is often trolled for having to approve family photos that she's in before they can go on social media.

Joaquin, the youngest Consuelos child, was born on Feb. 24, 2003, and is often called the newborn (by Kelly) or Quino. Joaquin is the wrestler of the family, though Kelly once threatened to pin him to the ground in three seconds because she loves him so much. Aw!