Anyone in a long-term relationship, especially if they're parents, knows that it can be difficult to find the time to get intimate with your partner, at least on any kind of regular basis. With that in mind, Dustin Sims's wife thought it'd be nice to surprise her husband with a bit of after work "activity," but damn, did things go all but how she planned. In a hilarious video posted to Facebook — using a ridiculous face filter that only amplifies the comedy — Dustin, who often shares stories about his everyday life, recounts exactly what went down after his wife texted him [2], "I think I want to try a little something different tonight."

It all started when Dustin spoke to his wife on the phone during his lunch break, and she shared that she was going to make pork chops for dinner. "Not even 10 minutes later, I get a text that says, 'I think I want to try a little something different tonight.' Now I think we're still talking about food, so I'm like, 'Sure, whatever you want,'" he recalls. After a few more clearly suggestive texts on his wife's part, Dustin still thinks they're discussing pork chops (so typical) and manages to create the most awkward situation.

"So, since she planned this elaborate dinner, I figured I'd be sweet. I skipped the gym and went ahead and picked the kids up so she wouldn't have to later. I came home thinking I was going to surprise her," he said. But as soon as he walked into the house with his kids, he realised his mistake when he found his wife naked. Dustin ends his hilarious video with some advice about sending subliminal sexts to your partner: "If you want the deed just say you want the deed. Otherwise you run the risk of your kids walking in on you looking like a Little Caesar's Pizza — hot and ready."

Watch the video above to hear the full exchange between the couple — you won't be able to stop laughing.