When you're surrounded by adorable tiny humans all day, you need a way to vent. Obviously we love our occasionally bossy little ones who demand snacks [1] at all hours and rip off the mittens [2] that we just spent 10 minutes struggling to get on their tiny hands, but sometimes it can get a little frustrating being a parent. While it's totally acceptable for a toddler and small children to have meltdowns of epic proportions [3], society generally frowns on adults also kicking and screaming when they've had enough. Enter the "Please Kindly F*ck Off" pillow [4] ($30, originally $39).
When you've had enough, a quick flip of the sequins reveals your very NSFW thoughts [5]. Resembling the embroidered pillows you might find at your grandma's, this one lets you tell the world how you really feel without ever saying a word. Not that you would show your kid every time they make you want to scream, but isn't it nice just knowing it's there? Keep reading to see more of the pillow of your fed-up parenting dreams.