Valentine's Day doesn't have to just mean candy [1] and cards [2] for children. While, yes, those things are definitely important (all the chocolate!), getting a good laugh out of your kids can be the ultimate sweet treat for both of you. Sprucing up the Valentine's Day [3] humour in your house with these adorable jokes is a great way to foster the little comedians in your family while at the same time, teaching them about puns and idioms [4]. Crack a few of these jokes and help your kids memorize their favourite ones to share with teachers and friends!

1. "Are you a triangle?" Answer: "Cause you sure are acute!"
2. "What did Pilgrims give each other on Valentine's Day?" Answer: "Mayflowers"
3. "Why do Valentines have hearts on them?" Answer: "Because brains would be pretty gross!"
4. "What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?" Answer: "Be my Valen-slime!"
5. "What did the paper clip say to the magnet?" Answer: "I find you very attractive."
6. "What did the Valentine's card say to the stamp?" Answer: "Stick with me and you'll go places."
7. "What did one pickle say to the other?" Answer: "You mean a great dill to me!"
8. "What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine's Day?" Answer: "You can count on me."
9. "What did one drum say to the other on Valentine's Day?" Answer: "My heart beats for you."
10. "Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?" Answer: "Because it's got heart."
11. "What do you call a very small Valentine?" Answer: "A valen-tiny."
12. "What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?" Answer: "Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"
13. "What did one volcano say to the other?" Answer: "I lava you."
14. "What kind of flower do you never give on Valentines Day?" Answer: "Cauliflower."
15. "Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?" Answer: "Sure, they're very scent-imental!"
16. "What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?" Answer: "Give me a little hiss."
17. "How does cupid visit his girlfriend?" Answer: "On an arrow-plane!"
18. "What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "Rugs and kisses."
19. "Why did the man send his wife a tweet on Valentine's Day?" Answer: "Because she is his tweetheart!"
20. "Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?" Answer: "She stole his heart."