A Dad's Hilarious Homeschool "Announcements" Are Just What We Need Right Now

Father of two Jason Prechter is putting a personal spin on homeschooling. In a hilarious video he shared to Facebook on March 18, he gave his own version of the morning announcements kids typically get at school, and it's everything.

Complete with a fake bell he downloaded on his phone, Jason stood on the top of the stairs and shouted some instructions. And the best part of his performance? The lunch selections. "Today for lunch we will be having hot dogs or chicken nuggets with your choice of vegetables and fruit," he said. "For the adults, we will have an open bar with various white wines from California, including some Pinots from the Atlantic Valley in Oregon."

After reminding his children to wash their hands and refrain from putting their fingers in their mouths, he explained that if they don't listen to their teacher, they'll be "quarantined to their room" and that if they feel that they might have COVID-19 to tell their mother because he'll be "hiding behind the water heater." Yup, sounds about right.