Oh my sweet goodness, y'all . . . guinea pig Halloween [1] costumes exist, and these are the things I didn't even realise my dreams were made of. Ranging in price from $4 to $7, these teeny pet costumes [2] from PetSmart make it so even the tiniest pets can join in on the Halloween fun [3], and BRB while I go adopt a guinea pig so I can dress it up as a pumpkin for its first Halloween [4]. In PetSmart's Thrills & Chills small pets line, there's a pineapple costume complete with green pointy leaf hat, a mermaid ensemble, and even a simple witch hat, for the guinea pig who doesn't love costumes but still wants to look legit [5] for trick-or-treating.
Seriously, guys, what will they think of next? Scroll through to see all of the hilarious and delightful guinea pig costumes.