Feeling a bit down in the dumps? In need of a pick-me-up — something to lift your spirits, distract you from the woes of the world, and give you a renewed sense of faith in humanity? I have just the answer, and his name is Alfie. An adorable alpaca who lives in Australia [1], Alfie's garnered more than 500,000 Instagram followers since making his social media debut in October 2018, and it's easy to see why. With a floofy face, adorable lil' smile, and gangly legs, he's perfected the art of posing for the cameras, always encapsulating my varied moods.
Sure, an alpaca may not be the most traditional house pet, but ever since Alfie's owners Jeff and Sophie [2] bought him from an alpaca farm back in 2018, he's proven to be the perfect family addition. He lives in their grassy backyard, though he often goes inside to hang out near the couch, eat snacks, or walk down the stairs, and he even has "play dates" with others of his kind, including "Taco the Alpaco [3]," another Instagram-famous alpaca in Australia.
Not that you should really need more motivation to slam that blue "follow" button on Alfie's Instagram page [4], but justttt in case you do, I've gathered some of his most meme-worthy moments ahead.
World, Meet Alfie the Alpaca
He Lives With His Parents, Jeff and Sophie, in Australia
Alfie Lives in Their Backyard
But He Often Comes Indoors to Hang Out
He's Got Other Alpaca Pals, Like Taco the Alpaco
He Somehow Manages to Encapsulate All of My Varied Moods
Me Trying to Act Natural When I See My Crush
Me Trying to Contain My Excitement For Christmas in the Middle of October
Me Trying to Toss Back Shots Like I'm Still in College
Me the Day After Tossing Back Said Shots
Me Hiding From All My Responsibilities
Me When I Simply Can't Be Bothered With the Haters
Me After Coming Home, Taking Off My Bra, and Plopping on the Couch
Me as Soon as Harry Styles Drops New Music
Me When Someone Says, "I'm Not Trying to Stir the Pot, But . . ."
Me Jumping to Conclusions
Me Trying to Avoid Having Company at My Apartment
Me Attempting to Thirst Trap My Instagram Followers With a Beach Photo
Me Still Sitting in My Towel 30 Minutes After I Told My Friends I'd Be Ready For Our Plans
Me Picking All the Toppings Out of My Salad and Avoiding the Lettuce
Me When I Need My Alone Time
Me 5 Seconds After My Crush Sends That Midnight "U Up?" Text
Me When I Accidentally Open My Phone's Front-Facing Camera
Me Waking Up From a Nap and Feeling Disoriented AF
Need We Say More? Follow Alfie on Instagram ASAP For Wholesome, Meme-Worthy Content