View this post on Instagram[1]
You can't always get what you want, but Walter Geoffrey the French bulldog [3] can complain about it loudly, anyway. In an Instagram video shared by his owner, Walter was devastated when he found out that his favourite dog park [4] was closed for maintenance. "You better find me another option ASAP, Bish," Walter's owner captioned the post as him. He was so devasted, in fact, that he immediately launched into wails of protest from the back seat — and the oddly human sound of his howls [5] has me crying with laughter (sorry, Walter).
"Look, we can definitely call the manager or go on Yelp, because you are a five-star dog living in a two-star world, and it's not fair," his owner assured him. Walter, absolutely exasperated by the injustice of it all, finally agreed to go home. Whether or not the dog park has opened up yet, we hope this diva good boy gets the chance to stretch his little legs and enjoy some time in the sunshine soon.