How are more people not talking about Henry Cavill's dog? In fact, how is Henry Cavill's dog not the British Prime Minister? I have a hard time believing Kal, the gorgeous giant American Akita that Superman credits with changing his life could not negotiate world peace somehow.

I didn't even know he existed until I did a deep-dive on Cavill's account to find pictures of his new girlfriend [1] (don't @ me) and now I can't look away. Kal — yes, as in Kal-El, aka Superman — is all I think about. My own dog could be staring at me right now and I'd look right past him, because I only have eyes for Henry Cavill's loyal companion. Sure, Chris Evans and Dodger are cute [2], but have you seen Kal take a nap?

Please do yourself a favour and scroll through this scrapbook of his best moments while I look up American Akita puppy videos.