If you thought surely we could go no further in terms of finding terrifying pet masks than this wearable cat head [1] we unearthed earlier this year, you have clearly underestimated how far we're willing to go in the name of absurd animal kitsch. While we can't always deliver something never-before seen, we think we found something that will knock the aforementioned cat head off its creepy throne indefinitely.
Please meet CreepyParty Underdog Dog Head Mask Poodle [2] ($20), a life-like poodle mask with eyes so glazed I"m scared to look away. The mask probably makes the most amount of sense to be worn on Halloween [3] to terrify your own dog or the neighbourhood in general, but don't sell yourself short.