If your night wasn't spent cuddling on the couch with your dog, sipping wine [1], and binge-watching Schitt's Creek [2] (again), then what were you even doing? Listen: our furry friends need bonding time with their humans [3], and there's no better way than by introducing them to the Rose family and sharing some quality laughs together. After you've officially made your puppy a fan [4], order them a Schitty new dog bandana. There are many Schitt's Creek [5]-inspired options to show off your dog's fantastic taste in TV and make you smile every time you fasten it around their neck. (Maybe it'll catch the attention of showrunner Dan Levy [6], and your dog can be best friends with his dog [7]? Hey, you never know.)
Schitt’s Creek Pet Bandana - Ew, David
Saying, "Ew, David" is an appropriate response for almost every gross or annoying thing your dog does. That's why this Schitt's Creek Pet Bandana - Ew, David [9] ($17 and up) is so perfect. Just be prepared for your dog to start responding to "David" because you're going to say it so often.
Schitt’s Creek Pet Bandana - Rosebud Motel
Dogs may not be allowed inside the Rosebud Motel, but that doesn't mean they can't be fans! Get your pet this Schitt's Creek Pet Bandana - Rosebud Motel [10] ($17 and up), featuring the Rosebud Motel logo in red.
Schitt’s Creek Dog Bandana - A Little Bit Alexis
Is your dog a Hollywood star? Then get him or her this adorable Schitt's Creek Dog Bandana - A Little Bit Alexis [11] ($17 and up) bandana in pink with Alexis' catchphrase. (Warning: sassy behaviour is likely to increase while wearing this.)
Schitt’s Creek Dog Bandana - The Bébé
The fur bébé of your family deserves simply the best, which is why you should get your dog this amazing Schitt's Creek Dog Bandana - The Bébé [12] ($17 and up). Your little one is sure to feel the love while wearing this bandana.
David Rose Lightning Bolt Dog Bandana
David's sweater in bandana form? OMG! This David Rose Lightning Bolt Dog Bandana [13] ($14 and up) is all black with three rows of white lightbulbs, just like David's best sweater.
Rose Apothecary Inspired Dog Bandana
If David designed dog bandanas at Rose Apothecary, then we know they would look like this Rose Apothecary Inspired Dog Bandana [14] ($14 and up). It features the Rose Apothecary logo, two roses, and the words, "Handcrafted with care."
Ew, David Bandana
All your (ahem, your dog's) favourite things about Schitt's Creek [15] can be found on this Ew, David Bandana [16] ($12 and up). From David's white sunglasses to Moira's wigs to iconic quotes ("Fold in the cheese!), your dog will rep their favourite show well!
David Rose Icon Sweater Bandana
With just one word, this David Rose Icon Sweater Bandana [17] ($11) is cooler than anything you've ever worn! Inspired by David's "Icon" sweater, this bandana will bring joy and jealousy to everyone who admires it.
David’s Sweater Bandana
This David's Sweater Bandana [18] ($8 and up) is a montage of David's best sweaters, including the words "Nonchalance" and "Icon," as well as stars and lightning bolts.
Rose Apothecary Hand Crafted Dog Bandana
How precious is this Rose Apothecary Hand Crafted Dog Bandana [19] ($16)? This pretty piece says "Rose Apothecary" and features a beautiful rose display.
Ew, David Dog Bandana
]What's red, black, and white and will make you say, "Ew, David!" all day long? This funny Ew, David Dog Bandana [20] ($16), of course! It will look so cute on your dog.
Ew People Funny Quote Bandana
If anything was a total 2020 mood, it's this Ew People Funny Quote Bandana [21] ($16). It's a funny twist on the iconic line, "Ew, David," saying instead, "Ew, People." So true.
Rosebud Motel Bandana
You don't have to check in at the Rosebud Motel to buy this adorable Rosebud Motel Bandana [22] ($16). Plus, it comes in black and white!
Reversible Schitt’s Creek Bandana
This quirky Reversible Schitt's Creek Bandana [23] ($12 and up) contains the Rosebud Motel sign, the Rose Apothecary logo, David's sweaters, a crow (in honour of Moira's iconic movie), Alexis's "A" necklace, and Johnny's glasses.
Schitt’s Creek Dog Bandana
If your dogs have taste (hint: if they like Schitt's Creek [24], then the answer is obviously yes), then they will love this colourful Schitt's Creek Dog Bandana [25] ($8 and up). It has cheese for folding, famous quotes (like "I'd get murdered for you" and "It's my turn to take a selfish"), and plenty of roses.