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Bread Loaf Body Pillow on Amazon

If Spooning With This Baguette Body Pillow Is Wrong, I Sure as Hell Don't Want to Be Right

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Amazon is an endless rabbit hole of products that fall under the no-one-asked-for-this-but-it's-so-funny-that-I-actually-kinda-want-it category. A cat-shaped tissue dispenser that conveniently deposits your snot rag via the feline's rear end? Yep, Amazon's selling it. Swimming trunks specifically made for dogs? Mmhmm, the online retailer has a lovely selection. A pillow made to look like a crusty loaf of french bread? As I recently discovered, Amazon is stocked with a whole variety of 'em, and they're making my carb-loving heart swell as much as a heaping bowl of spaghetti.

From buttery-looking baguettes to sesame-seed-covered loaves, the novelty cushions come in various sizes for all your cuddling and lumbar-supporting needs. (I personally have my eyes on the 31-inch baguette pillow — go big or go home, am I right?) Shop the array of Amazon's bread-inspired pillows ahead, and if you're still in the mood for more carb-themed nap accessories, may we suggest this hysterical tortilla blanket that makes you look like a human burrito?

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Let's Kick Things Off With This Large Baguette Pillow, Shall We?

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You Can Use It as a Seat Cushion, or . . . Hold It Up to Your Face, For Whatever Reason

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Carb-Lovers, Say Hello to Your New Cuddle Buddy

Buy It on Amazon Here: 31.5-Inch Bread Pillow ($14)

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31.5-Inch Bread Pillow
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There's Also a Smaller Option — Perfect For Decorating Your Couch or Supporting Your Back

Buy It on Amazon Here: 11.8-Inch Bread Pillow ($9)

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These Sesame-Seed-Loaf-Inspired Pillows Look Tasty Enough to Nibble

Buy It on Amazon Here: 31.5-Inch Sesame Seed Bread Pillow ($21)

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There's a Rather Rustic-Looking Option Dusted With Flour

Buy It on Amazon Here: 23.6-Inch Flour Bread Pillow ($17)

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