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Dirty Santa Gifts

Happy Holidays From This Downright "Dirty Santa" With a Sack Full of the Best Gifts Ever

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This year at your Dirty Santa gift exchange, be sure to give the present that everyone is fighting for. From the weird to the totally wacky, these presents will have everyone saying, "I want that!"

Find the best present for your present swap right here, and let the tradition of Dirty Santa gifting continue every holiday season. (And don't worry about Grandma's stocking getting in twist — a "Dirty Santa" gift exchange is similar to a Yankee Swap or White Elephant gift exchange, just with more stealing!)

Additional reporting by Macy Cate Williams, Krista Jones, Sarah Siegel, and Jaime Richards

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