This year at your Dirty Santa gift exchange [1], be sure to give the present that everyone is fighting for. From the weird to the totally wacky [2], these presents will have everyone saying, "I want that!"
Find the best present [3] for your present swap right here, and let the tradition of Dirty Santa gifting continue every holiday season. (And don't worry about Grandma's stocking getting in twist — a "Dirty Santa" gift exchange is similar to a Yankee Swap or White Elephant gift exchange, just with more stealing!)
— Additional reporting by Macy Cate Williams, Krista Jones, Sarah Siegel, and Jaime Richards
Accoutrements Mr. Bacon's Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste
Who even invented this Accoutrements Mr. Bacon's Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste [5] ($9)?
Soft Handmade Crochet Knitted Cat Bonnet Hat
Get your pet in the holiday spirit with this Soft Handmade Crochet Knitted Cat Bonnet Hat [6] ($13).
Pizza Keychain
Let everyone know he loves pizza with this Pizza Keychain [7] ($15).
Take a Blood Bath
Dare your friends to re-create Psycho's iconic scene with a disturbingly gory gift. The recipient of this blood bath shower gel ($10) [8] can wash the blood off her hands — or body.
Portable Pizza Pouch
Make any pizza portable with this Portable Pizza Pouch [9] ($9).
Binge-Watching Survival Kit
This Binge-Watching Survival Kit [10] ($16, originally $20) comes complete with deodorant, stain remover, breath drops, and everything else he'll need for a TV marathon.
Banana Bed
Every pet needs this Banana Bed [11] ($24).
ManiGlovz
These ManiGlovz [12] ($24) might look goofy, but they're perfect for protecting the hands of your friends obsessed with gel manicures. The UPF of 50+ will shield them from the lamp's UV rays.
BigMouth Inc. Dumbbell Beer Glass
Put people in their place with this riotous BigMouth Inc. Dumbbell Beer Glass [13] ($40).
Beard Beanie
He can stay warm and garner some laughs with this beard beanie [14] ($20).
Modern Fish Hotel
If he loves fishes and has a chic-looking apartment, you might want to invest in this modern fish hotel [15] ($35).
Sleep Like a Log
For the person who sleeps like a log comes this surprisingly soft log pillow [16] ($15), natch. Also doubles as a prop for your sure-to-be-a-hit Twin Peaks-style Log Lady Halloween [17] costume.
The Screaming Goat Book & Figure
This funny The Screaming Goat Book & Figure [18] ($8) is an Amazon bestseller.
Ring Twice
This Ring for a Beer Bell [19] ($10) is too good.
Tonymoly Haeyo Mayo
You'd swear this was a squeeze tube filled with the classic condiment upon first glance, but it actually contains a deeply nourishing hair mask [20] ($16).
Purr-ly Whites
When is a vomiting kitty almost cute? When it's on a toothpaste cap [21] ($9).
Pat McGrath Doll
Makeup devotees will love snuggling up to the Pat McGrath Doll [22] ($30).