*Taps mic, clears throat* Ladies and gentlemen, I have three words for you: heated sloth slippers. Yep, they exist, and they're the coziest darn footwear option [1] imaginable — so cosy, in fact, that I may even feel a bit tempted to shamelessly wear them out in public to keep my feet toasty once Mother Nature finally decides to lower the temperature.
Created by LA-based home goods brand Smoko [2], the slippers are designed to look just like everyone's favourite slow-moving, tree-climbing mammal, with an adorable smiling face and two plush arms. If your toes tend to get extracold in the Fall and Winter, the fuzzy shoes are capable of heating up via USB, making them the perfect companion for your nighttime Netflix binging sessions [3].
Shop the too-cute-for-words slippers below, and if you're still looking to fuel your sloth obsession afterward, may we suggest scoping out this equally-as-cosy heatable sloth plushie from Urban Outfitters [4]?
Smoko Sloan Sloth USB Heated Slippers
Smoko Sloan Sloth USB Heated Slippers [6] ($35)
Smoko Sloan Sloth USB Heated Slippers
Smoko Sloan Sloth USB Heated Slippers [7] ($35)
Smoko Sloan Sloth USB Heated Slippers
Smoko Sloan Sloth USB Heated Slippers [8] ($35)