Start planning your next Secret Santa gift exchange [1], because these gifts are too good. We rounded up all things quirky, funny, and totally weird [2] . . . so basically, the trifecta for the best Secret Santa presents [3] ever. Yeah, we got you covered.
We just hope your Secret Santa [4] gets you something this good, too.
— Additional reporting by Macy Cate Williams and Rebecca Brown
Lucky Shot Whiskey Glass
Take your best shot with this Lucky Shot Whiskey Glass [5] ($20).
Hoppy IPA Beer Soap
Lather up, because this Hoppy IPA Beer Soap [6] ($10) smells herbal, grassy, and even a little spicy.
Custom Prayer Candle
This Custom Prayer Candle [7] ($22) is sure to get some laughs.
Pirate Beer and Wine Bottle Opener
This Pirate Beer and Wine Bottle Opener [8] ($14) is too funny.
Victorian Chewbacca Star Wars Art Print
This Victorian Chewbacca Star Wars Art Print [9] ($10) is a great gift for Star Wars fans.
Bring Me Some Bacon Socks
Every bacon-lover will go crazy for these Bring Me Some Bacon Socks [10] ($11).
Beverage Holder Beer Belt
Keep your beer flowing like water with this Beverage Holder Beer Belt [11] ($13).
Funny Money Patterned Bow Tie
Make money moves with this Funny Money Patterned Bow Tie [12] ($25).
Photo Socks
These custom Photo Socks [13] ($14) are fun for everyone.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter Wheel
Who wouldn't love this Bicycle Pizza Cutter Wheel [14] ($10)?
DRINKO Shot Glass Drinking Game
This DRINKO Shot Glass Drinking Game [15] ($20) keeps you on your toes!
Spartan Knife Block
Spice up your kitchen decor with this Spartan Knife Block [16] ($70).
Star Wars Egg Cup
It's OK to play with with food if it's in this Star Wars Egg Cup [17] ($12).
Goodnight Brew: A Parody for Beer People
Every beer-drinker will love this Goodnight Brew: A Parody for Beer People [18] ($13, originally $17) book.
Custom Beer Tap Handle
Make your kitchen into your new favourite brewery with this Custom Beer Tap Handle [19] ($35).
Personalized Photo Golf Balls
Never mix up your golf balls again thanks to these Personalized Photo Golf Balls [20] ($27 for 12).
Crystal Clear Shot Glass Darts Bar Game Set
Ready, set, aim with this Crystal Clear Shot Glass Darts Bar Game Set [21] ($15, originally $25).
Army Man Bottle Opener
This little Army Man Bottle Opener [22] ($4) is funny and practical.
ICK Mug
This ICK Mug [23] ($9, originally $14) is too funny.
Star Wars R2-D2 USB Wall Charger
Star Wars fans will love this fun and functional Star Wars R2-D2 USB Wall Charger [24] ($18).
Beardy Man Plant Pot
This Beardy Man Plant Pot [25] ($16) is perfect for any plant-lover.
Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt
Keep your hands warm and your beer cold with this Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt [26] ($13).
Men's Buck Naked Performance Pattern Boxer Briefs
Get buck wild (and stay extra comfortable) with these Buck Naked Performance Pattern Boxer Briefs [27] ($25).
How You Doin' Shirt
Any Friends fan will appreciate this How You Doin' Shirt [28] ($13, originally $16).
Golf Socks
Watch golf in peace with these Golf Socks [29] ($15).
Aubergine Emoji Premium Quality Slippers
These Aubergine Emoji Premium Quality Slippers [30] ($25) are fun and funny.
Man Made Bourbon Lip Balm
Pucker up with this Man Made Bourbon Lip Balm [31] ($5).
Captains 6" Brass Handheld Mini Telescope With Wooden Box
Stay on the lookout at all times with this Captains 6" Brass Handheld Mini Telescope With Wooden Box [32] ($11).
The Recycling Bin Mug
Remember to reduce, reuse, and recycle with the help of this Recycling Bin Mug [33] ($13).
Hot Stuff in a Matchbox
This little Hot Stuff in a Matchbox [34] ($9) set contains some of the hottest chili powders every tested. Get ready to spice things up!
Big Feet Soft Plush Slippers
Keep your feet warm in these Big Feet Soft Plush Slippers [35] ($13).
Cold Fingers Mitten Ice Tongs
These Cold Fingers Mitten Ice Tongs [36] ($11) are a bar essential.
Seafood Spices and Seasoning Gift Set
Complete with three different seasonings, this Seafood Spices and Seasoning Gift Set [37] ($22) adds extra flavour to every meal.
Trucker Baseball Cap With Ponytail
Wearing a hat never looked so good thanks to this Trucker Baseball Cap With Ponytail [38] ($13).
The 12 Drinking Games Of Christmas
The 12 Drinking Games Of Christmas [39] ($12) make the holiday season way more fun.
Waxed Bacon Floss
This Waxed Bacon Floss [40] ($6) keeps your mouth clean and breath smelling like fresh bacon all day long.
The Mug With a Hoop
Play ball at anytime with this Mug With a Hoop [41] ($25, originally $30) bowl.
Game of Thrones Coasters
These Game of Thrones Coasters [42] ($50) make drinking and watching your favourite show so much better.
Mini Bowling Game
Be the best bowler on the block with this Mini Bowling Game [43] ($13, originally $19).
Corki Wine and Beverage Bottle Stopper
Bottle it up with this Corki Wine and Beverage Bottle Stopper [44] ($7, originally $11).
Loungeable Dino Foot in Mouth Slippers
Sit back and relax in these Loungeable Dino Foot in Mouth Slippers [45] ($32).
Brew House Beer Chillers
Sip on a cold one with the help of these Brew House Beer Chillers [46] ($27).
Green Coaster Set
This Green Coaster Set [47] ($8) doubles as a nice home decor piece.
Gusto's Original Barbecue Rubs
Barbecue better thanks to these Gusto's Original Barbecue Rubs [48] ($20).
Just Crunch Anti-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Cereal connoisseurs need this Just Crunch Anti-Soggy Cereal Bowl [49] ($9).
Modern Fish Hotel
If he loves fishes and has a chic-looking apartment, you might want to invest in this modern fish hotel [50] ($35).
BigMouth Inc. Dumbbell Beer Glass
Put people in their place with this riotous BigMouth Inc. Dumbbell Beer Glass [51] ($40).
Beard Beanie
He can stay warm and garner some laughs with this beard beanie [52] ($20).
Hair of the Dog Flask
This four-ounce Hair of the Dog Flask [53] ($19) is made of canvas.
Ben & Jerry's Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock Protector
Keep your ice cream safe and secure with this Ben & Jerry's Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock Protector [54] ($36).
Portable Pizza Pouch
Make any pizza portable with this Portable Pizza Pouch [55] ($9).
Home Run Beer Pong
Does anyone ever really outgrow their love for beer pong? He'll get a kick out of the Home Run Beer Pong [56] ($45, originally $65) game.
Bacon & Bourbon Man Candle
Light up this Bacon & Bourbon Man Candle [57] ($15) to enjoy the sweet smells.
Tiny Arcade Game
This Tiny Arcade Game [58] ($21) is actually a keychain.
Shark Attack Magnetic Salt and Pepper Shaker
Not sure if we love or hate this Shark Attack Magnetic Salt and Pepper Shaker [59] ($14, originally $16), but we are buying it anyway.
The Kook Mullet Wig Visor
This The Kook Mullet Wig Visor [60] ($10) is fun two-in-one for the kook on your list.
Sloth-Shaped Mug
Enjoy a slow start to your morning with this Sloth-Shaped Mug [61] ($16).
BEARD KING The Official Beard Bib
Keep facial hair from going all over the place with this genius BEARD KING The Official Beard Bib [62] ($25).
Cubano Collection Cologne
This Cubano Collection Cologne Set [63] ($18) had four different scents that are good for day or night.
Sudski Shower Beer Holder
This Shower Beer Holder [64] ($15) makes drinking in the shower an easy task.
Titanic Tea Infuser
This Titanic Tea Infuser [65] ($10) sinks to the bottom of your cup.
LED Strip Light
Add some mood lighting behind the TV with this LED Strip Light [66] ($16).
Pan De Pop Up
Make toast more fun with this Pan De Pop Up [67] ($16) tool.
Toilet Basketball Game
Going to the bathroom never seemed so fun with this Toilet Basketball Game [68] ($16).
Air Hogs Supernova
Your kid will learn how to control things with the Air Hogs Supernova [69] ($30, originally $39).
Table Tennis Game
This Table Tennis Game [70] ($9) turns any table into a place to play.
Chronicle Books Gouda Idea Notepad
This Chronicle Books Gouda Idea Notepad [71] ($10) is too funny.
Yodelling Pickle Musical Toy
This Yodelling Pickle Musical Toy [72] ($10) yodels for all those who want to listen.
White Ceramic Porcelain Toilet Shots Glasses
Flush it down with these White Ceramic Porcelain Toilet Shots Glasses [73] ($13).
Bamboo Drink Coasters
These Bamboo Drink Coasters [74] ($16) are funny and functional.
Taco Socks
Taco Tuesday can be any day when you wear these Taco Socks [75] ($15).
Inflatable Pug
This Inflatable Pug [76] ($25) is so cute it looks real!
Ring Twice
This Ring for a Beer Bell [77] ($10) is too good.
Accoutrements Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but these Accoutrements Shakespearean Insult Bandages [78] ($8) will be a hit this holiday.
Freezable Beer Pong Rack Set
This Freezable Beer Pong Rack Set [79] ($25) makes cold days more fun.
Dad Bag
We can't look away from this Dad Bag [80] ($20).
Tee Time Golf Mug
Tee up with this Tee Time Golf Mug [81] ($10).
World's Smallest Etch A Sketch
They'll get a kick out of this World's Smallest Etch A Sketch [82] ($8).
Nostalgia HDS248COKE Extra Large Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer
Having a hot dog party? This Nostalgia HDS248COKE Extra Large Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer [83] ($40) steams up to 24 hot dogs at once. Hot diggity dog is right!
Star Wars Darth Vader Empire Toaster Black Standard
Star Wars watcher or not, this Star Wars Darth Vader Empire Toaster [84] ($35) is out-of-this-world fun for all.
Beer Caddy With Bottle Opener
This classic canvas Beer Caddy With Bottle Opener [85] ($30) keeps beer cool.
Play Visions 450 Nose Aerobics Game
Never be bored again with this Play Visions 450 Nose Aerobics Game [86] ($7).
Ripple Junction Sriracha Water Bottle
Spice up your water game with this Ripple Junction Sriracha Water Bottle [87] ($10).
Fairly Odd Novelties Shot Glass Roulette
Test your luck with this Fairly Odd Novelties Shot Glass Roulette [88] ($14).
Plug-In TV Space Invaders Arcade Game
This Plug-In TV Space Invaders Arcade Game [89] ($26) will bring hours of enjoyment.
Hallmark A Christmas Story: What a Great Lamp!
Remind people of this hilarious holiday scene with the Hallmark A Christmas Story: What a Great Lamp! [90] ($33).
Mustache Bottle Opener
We mustache you to open our bottle with this Mustache Bottle Opener [91] ($11).
Beer Cap States
Make your mark with this Beer Cap States [92] ($35) display board.
Flair Hair Novelty Adjustable Visor with Spiked Hair
Flair Hair Novelty Adjustable Visor with Spiked Hair [93] ($20) is so creepy on!
Monochromatic Deck of Cards
The avid card player would drool over this monochromatic deck of cards [94] ($14).
Maxam Jumbo Stainless Steel Flask
Maxam Jumbo Stainless Steel Flask [95] ($12, originally $13) holds 64 ounces of alcohol!
Space Jam Bugs Bunny Socks
The Space Jam Bugs Bunny Socks [96] ($8) will be a welcome addition to anyone's sock collection.
Idea Bad Good Shot Glasses
Which one would you take from this Idea Bad Good Shot Glasses [97] ($8, originally $20)?
Breakfast Burrito Maker
Step up your breakfast with this Breakfast Burrito Maker [98] ($45).
World’s Smallest Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots
These World's Smallest Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots [99] ($8) are so fun to play with.
Classic Electronic Football Game
How could you ever go wrong with Handheld Football [100] ($18)?
World's Smallest Harmonica
Instead of the world's smallest violin, gift them the World's Smallest Harmonica [101] ($8).
Man Candles
Get him a Man Candle [102] ($10 each) in a scent he'll love. They come in coffee, dirt, pizza, sawdust, freshly cut grass, and campfire scents.
Wooden Whisker Comb
Make sure your guy keeps his facial hair in check with this wooden whisker comb [103] ($12).
Robot Infuser
He can now infuse his tea with this trusty steel robot infuser [104] ($10).
Buqu Glow-in-the-Dark Ghost Portable Power Bank
Carry this Buqu Glow-in-the-Dark Ghost Portable Power Bank [105] ($20) everywhere you go.
Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
Put your cleaning to rest in this Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder [106] ($13).