There's a lot of hostility surrounding the idea of receiving socks as a gift, but let's be real — socks are kind of the best gift ever. And you can pretty much find the perfect pair [1] for everyone in your life, especially now, since there are so many fun ones available online. From plants and animals to inspirational messages [2] to — yep — even curse words, there are socks for any interest and any way you want to express yourself. So the next time you just f*cking can't and don't feel like dealing with actual people, throw your feet up and let your socks do the talking. Keep reading for 24 pairs of curse word socks that are hilarious and oh so relatable.
Fuck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks
Sometimes we just need a little bit of rest and relaxation, so throw on your pajamas, open up a book, and have these Fuck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks [4] ($11) handy so you can really get your message across.
My Cat is Cool as Fuck Crew Socks
Calling all cat lovers! These My Cat is Cool as Fuck Crew Socks [5] ($11) are absolutely purr-fect.
Take No Shit, Give No Fucks Crew Socks
If you need a little morning inspiration, throw on these Take No Shit Crew Socks [6] ($11).
Busy Making a Fucking Difference Crew Socks
If you're running from meeting to meeting, we have the perfect socks to tie your look together. These Busy Making a Fucking Difference Crew Socks [7] ($11) are sure to let people know that you just don't have the time for BS today.
Motherfucking Girl Power Crew Socks
If you find yourself having to remind others on the daily that girls can do anything, you absolutely need these Motherfucking Girl Power Crew Socks [8] ($11).
My Dog is Cool as Fuck Women's Crew Socks
Dog lovers, rejoice! There are finally socks that capture the sentiment of how we truly feel about of furry friends. Walk your pup in style with these My Dog is Cool as Fuck Crew Socks [9] ($11).
Super Fucking Awesome Crew Socks
If you've been looking for a cute way to remind yourself of how amazing you are, look no further than these Super Fucking Awesome Crew Socks [10] ($11).
Fuck This Shit Crew Socks
On days you just can't, throw on these Fuck This Shit Crew Socks [11] ($11).
Carpe Diem Crew Socks
Seize the day with these Carpe Diem Crew Socks [12] ($11), and show the world that you make the most out of every moment (especially when it comes to style).
You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks
Even if you're just relaxing at home, throw on these You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks [13] ($11) and have a glass on wine. You deserve it.
You Crafty Bitch Crew Socks
These You Crafty Bitch Socks [14] ($11) are perfect for all your style needs while you're busy DIYing!
Bullshit Meeting Crew Socks
These Bullshit Meeting Crew Socks [15] ($11) perfectly capture the fact that yes, this could have been an email instead.
I Fucking Love It Out Here Forest Women's Crew Socks
Add these adorable I Fucking Love It Out Here Forest Crew Socks [16] ($11) to your collection to wear while you're out being one with nature.
Assholes Everywhere Crew Socks
If you wanna express how you really feel without having to actually talk to people, throw on these Assholes Everywhere Crew Socks [17] ($11), and they'll do it for you.
Queen of Bitch Mountain Crew Socks
These royally cute Queen of Bitch Mountain Socks [18] ($11) are the perfect way to assert your power.
More Feminism, Less Bullshit Crew Socks
These More Feminism, Less Bullshit Crew Socks [19] ($11) really do say it all.
Bitches Get Stuff Done Ankle Socks
Sometimes we have to be assertive to get what we want, so own it with these Bitches Get Stuff Done Ankle Socks [20] ($11).
I Gave a Fuck Crew Socks
If you've gotten to the point where you really just don't care anymore, these I Gave a Fuck Crew Socks [21] ($11) are perfect for you.
I Was Fucking Talking Crew Socks
Take a stand against rude people who interrupt you with these I Was Fucking Talking Crew Socks [22] ($11).
You're Amazing Ankle Socks
If there's someone special in your life that may need a reminder that they're the best, these You're Amazing Ankle Socks [23] ($11) are perfect.
Get Shit Done Crew Socks
Never do today what you can just keep putting off. Except, of course, buying these Get Shit Done Crew Socks [24] ($11).
Get the Hell Out of My Kitchen Crew Socks
If you love cooking but hate it when people get in your way, you definitely need these Get the Hell Out of My Kitchen Crew Socks [25] ($11).
I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Socks
If you always get told that you're shy, you really need these I'm Shy? No Shit Socks [26] ($11). You won't even have to respond to that annoying comment, because your socks speak for you.
Delicate Fucking Flower Crew Socks
These Delicate Fucking Flower Crew Socks [27] ($11) are a super cute way to express your duality.