Just like pumpkin spice in the Fall, Hallmark movies in the Winter, and Peeps in the Spring, every Summer, pool floats [1] are everywhere. Unicorn ones flood our Instagram feeds, we lounge on colourful llama ones [2], and we laugh at truly unique creations like this bald eagle one [3]. But if you're looking for something a little more fierce this year, look no further than the Giant Inflatable Scorpion Pool Float [4] ($15) from Amazon.
The pool float, which is made of heavy-duty vinyl material and can hold up to 400 pounds, has an oversized tail and two stingers that will make everyone want to swim away from you and let you float in peace [5] (which is the ultimate goal, right?). It's also incredibly stylish thanks to its gothic colour palette and piercing green eyes, which is sure to make you the talk of the pool party. Keep reading to "snap" the scorpion pool float up!