The holidays are here, and in the words of David Rose [1], "I feel like that needs to be celebrated!" And what better way to spread some Christmas cheer then by sending a holiday card to your friends and family? These Schitt's Creek [2] holiday cards from Etsy are hilarious, fun, and definitely festive. From David's iconic sweaters to Alexis's infamous dance moves [3], these cards are sure to turn anyone's regular Christmas into a Schitty one (and that's a very good thing).
The cards are also full of cute and sarcastic Rose-isms, like "I hope your holiday is the Schitt," and "If this doesn't call for alcohol [4], I don't know what does." Such a 2020 mood, amirite? Bulk order your favourite Schitt's Creek cards or choose one of each for every person on your list, and don't forget to scribble a totally heartfelt note on the inside, like "Best Wishes, Warmest Regards." [5] Check out our favourite card options ahead.
Merry Schittmas Schitt's Creek Christmas Card
This Merry Schittmas Schitt's Creek Christmas Card [7] ($5) says it all. And how much do you love David's "Humbug" hat?
Little Bit Alexis Christmas Card
'Tis the season for dancing in knee-high boots! This Little Bit Alexis Christmas Card [8] ($2) includes a free digital download of the greeting card as well as a free envelope and matching Alexis print liner inside.
David Rose Christmas Card
If David was Santa, he'd be making a naughty or nice list and checking it thrice, obviously. Order this David Rose Christmas Card [9] ($3) to let all your friends know where they stand on your list.
Moira Schitt's Creek Holiday Card
Moira with a fabulous headpiece graces the cover of the Moira Schitt's Creek Holiday Card [10] ($6), along with the words, "Bébé, all I want for Christmas is you."
Ew, David It's Christmas Card
Know a couple that loves PDA? Send them this Ew, David It's Christmas Card [11] ($5) for a cheeky greeting. We also just love Alexis's signature shocked face.
Schitt-y Christmas Card
What are the holidays without a little (or a lot) of wine? We love this Schitt-y Christmas Card [12] ($6) featuring Stevie and the quote, "It's like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it's one day with 12 bottles of wine."
Schitt's Creek Holiday Card
Celebrate the holidays with this festive Schitt's Creek Holiday Card [13] ($6) featuring David's emo-looking bangs, Moira's fancy headpiece, Alexis's pout, and Johnny's big smile.
Schitt's Creek Christmas Card
True friends will appreciate the Christmas version of one of David's sweaters on this Schitt's Creek Christmas Card [14] ($6), along with the words, "Best wishes, warmest regards."
Schitt's Creek Moira Rose Card
We're all missing holiday parties this year, so this Schitt's Creek Moira Rose Card [15] ($5) is the perfect thing to send.
Schitt's Creek Holiday Card Pack
Obscure Schitt's Creek [16] quotes on holiday cards? We're in! This Schitt's Creek Holiday Card Pack [17] ($9 for three) comes with David's funny mood-board quote, Moira's Christmas pills line, and Stevie's 12 bottles of wine comment. Send to your friends accordingly.
A Little Bit Alexis Holiday Card
This A Little Bit Alexis Holiday Card [18] ($6) shows Alexis doing her hilarious music video dance while draped in holiday lights.
Schitts Creek Moira Rose "Santa Bébé" Christmas Card
Refer to Santa in a way only Moira can with this Schitt's Creek Moira Rose "Santa Bébé" Christmas Card [19] ($5).
David Rose Christmas Card
Let your friends and family know you care by sending them this David Rose Christmas Card [20] ($5). It features David in a Santa hat making one of his famous faces and the words, "It's Christmas! I feel like that needs to be celebrated."
Oh Schitt! It's Hanukkah
Wish your friends a happy Hanukkah with this Oh Schitt! It's Hanukkah Card [21] ($5) featuring David in a blue and green snowflake sweater.
Alexis Rose Christmas Card
Let your Christmas joy shine with this Alexis Rose Christmas Card [22] ($5).
Moira Schitt's Creek Card
If you need cocktails or a glass of red to get through the holidays, you're not alone. Commiserate or celebrate the season with this Moira Schitt's Creek Card [23] ($6) featuring the quote, "If this doesn't call for alcohol, I don't know what does." (Bonus: it can really be used for any occasion.)
Schitt's Creek David Rose Warmest Regards Greeting Card
Feel classy as Schitt with this Schitt's Creek David Rose Warmest Regards Greeting Card [24] ($5) featuring David in his lightning-bolt sweater surrounded by a berry wreath.
Blessed Christmas Card
Make your friends smile with this cute Blessed Christmas Card [25] ($5) featuring David's sly smirk.
Moira Schitt's Creek Holiday Card
There's nothing like Moira's Christmas pills to get you in the holiday spirit! Send your friends this hilarious Moira Schitt's Creek Holiday Card [26] ($6).
David Rose Schitt's Creek Christmas Card
Everything about this David Rose Schitt's Creek Christmas Card [27] ($8) is absolutely perfect. If David in an ugly Christmas sweater wasn't jolly enough, the words "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now so here is this Christmas card" are sure to put you in a merry mood!