Facebook is the perfect dumping ground for all types of feelings. There will always be one person who posts a cryptic breakup song and another whose status is about how lovely their holiday was. While we can't defriend everyone who does this, we can definitely laugh about it — like in this video by comedian Jason Horton. It hilariously shows what saying Facebook statuses out loud sounds like and how irrelevant many of them are. Here's hoping that someday we all learn to curb our Facebook oversharing.