Even Maddy from Euphoria would bat an eye at the extra-ness that is the Too Faced Damn Girl! 24-Hour Mascara ($25). It's a thicc b*tch in every sense of the word — from the larger-than-life wand to the I-can't-believe-they're-not-falsies effect. The bristle brush seems to coat every last lash with just a few sweeps, for a fuller look that doesn't clump, flake, or smear . . . no matter what shenanigans you're getting into all night.