Did you watch Jesus Christ Superstar Live! on Sunday night? If not, don't worry — not only can you watch every single spectacular performance from the NBC musical, but you can also get a play-by-play of what happened thanks to none other than Chrissy Teigen. The supermodel and reigning Queen of Twitter flooded her account with hilarious observations about the Andrew Lloyd Webber rock opera, which happened to star her angelic-voiced husband, John Legend, in the titular role.
From notes about the oddly high number of deep v-neck t-shirts, to the one song that might have been too much for their adorable toddler, Luna, Chrissy didn't hold back (to be honest, we're still laughing).
It was an education, rest assured.
8 mins til #JesusChristSuperstarLive!! I can't wait to learn about Jesus and superstars!!!!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 1, 2018
HE HAS RISEN aaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahh
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
One guy looks EXACTLY like milo yiannopoulos. Try to spot him. #findmilo
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
How do you know who are the bad guys in Jesus Christ Superstar Live? They're obviously the ones in the floor-length leather coats. Obviously.
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I have no idea what's going on I'm assuming these people are bad because coats
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Was she wrong, though . . .?
I have a feeling whoever has the deepest V will be crucified
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
JESUS TIME PAPS NOOOOO
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
The apostles really loved tank tops. Who knew?
THE V'S. THEY ARE A'DEEPENING
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
We still have chills from Sara's heavenly performance.
Sara's voice is so pure. She makes singing seem so easy.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Uh-oh!
Oh shit the lepers that was the rehearsal I brought Luna to. That was a mistake
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
John needs to get on Broadway ASAP, because his rendition of "Gethsemane" had our jaws on the floor.
He won't say it but I know he was nervous for that song. So good!!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Naturally, Chrissy wasn't afraid to clap back to the haters.
The reviews are in!!! The people love it!!!! https://t.co/dl4nbs2ZF4
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
ESPECIALLY this one. Shook.
Yes the shop specializes in coverups that aren't 32 million dollars https://t.co/2hklA6Ix4P
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018