Between John Mulaney [1]'s stand-up comedy specials, his voice-over acting in Big Mouth and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, his years of writing for Saturday Night Live [2], and his appearance in Broadway's Oh, Hello, is there anything he can't do? Self-described as someone who looks like he's "running for mayor of nothing" when he walks down the street, John has amassed quite a large following over the years, and it's clear why: he's one of the funniest people out there! If you have a John fan in your life, why not get them a gift inspired by him this holiday season [3]? I've rounded up the best 15 out there so you don't have to look, because percentage-wise, it's 100 percent easier not to do things than to do them.
"Street Smarts!" T-Shirt
Give your friends a lesson in stranger danger from Detective J. J. Bittenbinder with this "Street Smarts!" T-Shirt [5] ($23).
Email Tote Bag
Make your friends laugh out loud at John's awkward moments with this Email Tote Bag [6] ($21).
Collage Phone Case
This Collage Phone Case [7] ($19) is the perfect gift for someone who simply wants to show off their love for the comedian.
John Yelling Sticker
The best thing to give a laptop or water bottle some personality? A John Yelling Sticker [8] ($3)!
"New in Town" Baby Onesie
Have a friend with someone new in town on the way? This New in Town Baby Onesie [9] ($16) is a great gift that fans will understand in a heartbeat.
Oh, Hello Mug
There's nothing like sipping coffee from a cup with John and Nick Kroll's faces on it thanks to this Oh, Hello Mug [10] ($16).
"Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?" Button
Does college have you, a friend, or a family member stressed out? This Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? Button [11] ($5) from John's Kid Gorgeous stand-up special lets everyone know you're going through it.
"What's New Pussycat?" Poster
I personally own this "What's New Pussycat?" Poster [12] ($13), and it's one of my favourite decorations in my room. 10/10 would recommend.
Stefon and Shy Sticker
I couldn't make a list of John-related gifts and not include Stefon (John and Bill Hader's amazing Saturday Night Live [13] creation), so here's a fun Stefon and Shy Sticker [14] ($3).
"Get Some Rest Tall Child" Pillow
I got this "Get Some Rest Tall Child" Pillow [15] ($21) for my best friend for her birthday and can personally confirm it's a fantastic gift.
"Eat Ass, Suck a D*ck, and Sell Drugs" Cross Stitch
The insane contrast between delicate cross stitching and this . . . aggressive quote makes this Eat Ass, Suck a D*ck, and Sell Drugs Cross Stitch [16] ($35) a wild but hilarious gift.
Andrew From Big Mouth Phone Case
It's hard to be a John fan and not love Big Mouth, and this Andrew From Big Mouth Phone Case [17] ($16) will make anyone's bad day better.
Spider-Ham Pencil Holder
Treat your friends who love the iconic Peter Porker to this Spider-Ham Pencil Holder [18] ($20).
Chocolate Eclair Postcard
Let someone know how you really feel about them with this Chocolate Eclair Postcard [19] ($2).
"I Am Very Small" Sweatshirt
Last but not certainly not least, this I Am Very Small Sweatshirt [20] ($35) is an amazing gift for anyone who wants a laugh.