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OK, but really, why does Wax Harry look like his growth was stunted by some sort of medieval illness that has had a resurgence in 2018? Like, "Oh, he had polio when he was young, poor little bugger. Now he constantly look like his skin might tear from a strong gust, and his head looks like a lollipop on his strangely small body. He's a delightful young man, though." Poor Wax Harry. I'm glad he's happy and healthy.

Meanwhile, Wax Meghan has totally zoned out. We've lost her. She's running through her very long to-do list, second-guessing the interaction she had with one of the guards the other day, and remembering the time she made eye contact with the Queen but didn't smile.