Lady Gaga: "So, I'm not sure if you saw yet, but I recently came out with my own line of Oreos. They're pretty rad, if I do say so myself. I'd love to send you and the girls a few packages; just hit me up with your address, and I've got you covered for life."
Barack Obama: "Psh, obviously I heard about your Oreos! I'm super intrigued by that green creme hiding inside, and the girls have been dying to try 'em. I'll shoot you a text with our address later tonight, deal?"
Lady Gaga: "Deal. While I'm at it, I'll send over some of my Haus Laboratories liquid eyeliner for Sasha and Malia. It's been a hit with the beauty crowd. They'll look gorge in it."