It's been quite some time since the epic mystery of who drew the dicks on American Vandal came to a close, and now we can officially relay to you that a new caper is on the way. In season two, the Emmy-nominated true-crime satire sees documentarians Peter (Tyler Alvarez) and Sam (Griffin Gluck) investigating a Catholic high school where the entire student body ended up pooping uncontrollably one day after lunch. Apparently someone slipped a little something into the cafeteria's supply of lemonade: The Turdburgler. (Does a better TV show exist?)
"Most of us just sh*t our pants right in front of everyone," a student tells the camera, before another warns, "It's poop — but it goes a lot deeper than that." Later a police officer also gravely tells Peter and Sam that "This was the worst thing I've seen in 20 years." So, in other words, it looks like American Vandal has a good chance of winning another Peabody Award.
Check out the first trailer above before season two arrives on Netflix on Sept. 14.