What to wear: Once you've found funky trousers, a colourful button-up or graphic tee (bonus points if it says "The Future Is Female Ejaculation"), and a printed blazer, you need to make sure your hair is of the orange/pink variety. And, of course, procure some statement earrings with extremely chill phrases like "KILL, KILL, KILL" and "MURDER, MURDER, MURDER."