"My dad read the Lord of the Rings books ($26) to me when I was young and for some very weird reason I got obsessed with the part where the hobbits were cornered by the giant spider Shelob in The Two Towers. I would ask my dad to read that scene to me all the time (in my memory literally every night) which is objectively weird because I a) am terrified of spiders and b) do not handle scary stuff well even as an adult. Yet Shelob was my go-to bedtime story for years. Who knows." — Bryce Aston, Copy Editor