There's a persuasive theory that Game of Thrones is all told from the perspective of Samwell Tarly, who has since become a maester and is chronicling the tale as a series of books. However, what if it's not books at all . . . but a bedtime story? Sam and his girlfriend, Gilly, are the only two eligible adopters with any experience raising kids, and Sam would be the perfect person to educate the orphaned Targaryen child all about its parents' noble history and grand adventures.