Madeline Martha Mackenzie, first of her name, the unburn-able, Queen of Monterey, is outed as a cheater in season two. Her long-suffering husband, Ed, discovers the news in a pretty rough way (overhearing Madeline openly discuss it with her teenage daughter), and their relationship is instantly thrown into chaos. After a pointed conversation about her breasts in the grocery store, Ed is approached by Tori yet again following the cheating revelation, where she propositions him. And he . . . decides not to follow through? Probably? Was she just a ploy to make him realise that Madeline would always be his true love? Ugh.