If you're new to the politics of "Hoteps" and "Herteps," let ABLSS introduce you the ridiculousness of it all. Haley, or Dr. Hadassah Olayinka Ali-Youngman, Pre-PhD, is one of the best recurring characters in the show, and as she spits her "world-renowned philosophizer" wisdom, you'll realise you've definitely met someone like her before — though probably only on Twitter, thankfully. Even though I wholeheartedly agree with her daddy that Haley needs to sit her "5 percent ass, 100 percent of the way down," I also can't wait for her next appearance.